The sun is relentless, merciless, heartless. The air hangs heavy. Your shirt sticks to your back.
Air conditioning won't help, and neither will a dip in a pool. Those cool you from the outside in, and you are so overheated you can find sweet relief only from the inside out.
You need a Popsicle.
You can buy them at the store — that's Popsicle with a capital P — and they are perfectly fine, and you know exactly what you are getting. Or you can make a frozen pop (no trademark involved) and have something really interesting.
They are easy to make. And when you make them yourself, you can add some yogurt or milk to give them an extra flavor boost and perhaps a little nutritional boost.
Homemade are also inexpensive, although that depends on the kind of mold you use for the freezing process. You can get them from a dollar store or you can pick them up at one of those fancy specialty places for more.
Either way, your results will be every bit as good if you simply use paper cups as a mold, which are practically free.
Of those I tested, the most beautiful version was the Orange Strawberry Sunrise, which looked like a Tequila Sunrise cocktail: bright orange on top slowly deepening to a rich red on the bottom. The taste is pure, too, with orange juice turning satisfyingly into a wonderful strawberry.